Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
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Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason
''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''
by StickyMick December 07, 2019
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Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence
by Aloovn December 19, 2017
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 12, 2022
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 12, 2022
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 03, 2017
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