Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate
by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025
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Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.
Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025
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Romanians

Everyone hates them even they hate themselves they are stinky gypsies nobody likes
Me: hey a bunch of Romanians just stole my wallet and caravan
by Bebert December 27, 2022
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Romanian

Master thieves, known for being barbaric, noisy and stealing Erdely from the Hungarians
My wallet was stolen by a Romanian yesterday
by Grey eyed Hungarian October 26, 2024
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Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Romanian batty

A fat arse of a Romanian woman or girl
You know that Andy’s mum she’s got a right Romanian batty
by Mingemagnet November 28, 2019
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No Romanians

No Romanians is a verb and also a phrase you use while doing it. It is mostly used in Swedish schools.
What you do is you finish a 33cl can of any drinkable liquid and place it on the ground. Then you want to stomp it so it becomes extremely flat. Multiple stomps may be required.
-Is there any soda in that?
-No dude. Why?
-You should totally pull a No Romanians on that.
-Yeah, of course dude.
by Tobdaze November 17, 2016
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