Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

chasing the mongoose

When time is running away from you.

Chasing a mongoose is a difficult task that leads to failer

I wanted to get to bed early last night, but I was chasing the mongoose

by Jowday October 15, 2019

Mongoose

A legendary Rec Room player who went down in History as the best clone trooper.

Bro I’m the best!
No dude, you forgot about Mongoose…

by Mongoose187th November 17, 2021

Mongoose Moaner

Someone that moans heavily in the bedroom

Mum doesn’t snore but when she is by herself in the room she is a mongoose moaner and drops the glass thing

by Aussie cobber September 3, 2022

Mongoose

A absloute f***ing retard

The meaning of life

Aww that kids so stupid

I know right what a mongoose

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021