Frappuccino Mocha Latte!

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

fucky mocha

A variant of coffee mocha. Usually said to aggravate cashiers at coffee shops. Heavily used by foreigners because they actually think it is pernenounced "fucky mocha" rather than "coffee mocha."

Arab Guy - Ey, i want fucky mocha
Cashier - Excuse me?
Arab Guy - Fucky Mocha!
Cashier - You mean coffee mocha?
Arab Guy - Coffee mocha? Since when it called coffee mocha!?
Cashier - :tard:

by Hidrolyx68 December 15, 2004

white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

by Chetchez December 10, 2008

Moncton Mocha-chino

An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue

I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.

by Sir Scoats April 24, 2011

Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015

Mini-Mart Mocha

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.

I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.

by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014

Australian mocha bomb

the act of pooping in a milk jug and throwing it at foreigners.

the guys you don't let in your taxi came by, so you gave them an Australian mocha bomb

by wockbomb January 19, 2011