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crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent
I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.
by Quasita August 30, 2015
mugGet the crotch mawmug.

MAW

Maw bike forget it dude!
yea dude maw lets go it will be fun
yea dude we should go to the movie maw kill time
by Junien January 5, 2017
mugGet the MAWmug.

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil
by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018
mugGet the Yer mawmug.

maw

my maw and paw love me.
by "Sez Who?" Rich June 29, 2019
mugGet the mawmug.

Maw

meow meow mawww!!
+you're dumb stop talking to the kitty
by rinskittycat November 14, 2021
mugGet the Mawmug.

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
mugGet the yer mawmug.

Jamies Maw

An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop
Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
by TheEthernets May 8, 2018
mugGet the Jamies Mawmug.

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