n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent
I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.
by Quasita August 30, 2015
Get the crotch mawmug. Maw bike forget it dude!
yea dude maw lets go it will be fun
yea dude we should go to the movie maw kill time
yea dude maw lets go it will be fun
yea dude we should go to the movie maw kill time
by Junien January 5, 2017
Get the MAWmug. Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018
Get the Yer mawmug. an aggressive meow
by rinskittycat November 14, 2021
Get the Mawmug. Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016
Get the yer mawmug. An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop
Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
by TheEthernets May 8, 2018
Get the Jamies Mawmug. 