Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid March 17, 2011
Why its weed of course, you know, marijuana. Gets ya fucked up...like if lucifer himself were to stop by and toss your salad....
by SuperScooter March 01, 2009
the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce
by salty mcboot May 02, 2007
A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.
by Heather G. and Jay L. May 25, 2007
Lettuce that has been in contact with other hot food, resulting in an elevated temperature of the leafy green topping. Common substances responsible for heat transfer include cheese, mayonnaise, buffalo sauce, and toasted sesame seed buns. The lettuce may also be cooked by broiling, roasting, frying, steamed, or flambéd. A controversial gastronomic phenomenon, hot lettuce has been known to divide families. Proponents laud it as a delicacy while others find it unfit for consumption. Real talk: it's mainly something white people like.
"Kenzie went to Amigo's and got a #3 with extra lettuce. How can she eat all that hot lettuce without wanting to yammy?"
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."
by Arcese July 20, 2009
by |etha|meta| September 29, 2005
The proper term used when referring to marijuana/weed. The incorrect and vulgar term often used is devils lettuce.
We decided not to go to the club with everyone since its filled with lust and shallowness and instead stayed home, talked, and smoked some of Gods lettuce.
by Asweetin. July 20, 2008