Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

da land

A name for Cleveland, Ohio

I rep for da land, 216 all day.

by MsIverson19 October 25, 2006

Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

by leeky10001 April 03, 2009

balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"

by Rhiannon Lloyd January 19, 2004

Land Cruiser

Just a fuckin rugged truck. Could get you through hell and back.

Land Cruiser owner: Lets go pwn some Jeeps!

by Toyota makes the best trucks July 20, 2009

Land of Entrapment

The US state of New Mexico. A play on the state's official nickname, "Land of Enchantment". The reference is really to the state's high poverty rate and relative lack of economic opportunity, which renders many people unable to get up enough money to leave, even if they want to.

I'd like to move to LA or Seattle, but here in Carlsbad, I can only get a part-time dishwashing job. So I guess I'm stuck here in the Land of Entrapment.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond February 21, 2008

Bounty Land

A dirty dirty place where dirty Norwegish and Denmarkians go to frolic in massive orgies and paint eyebrows on eachothers bald heads.

Let us fly to Bounty land.

by concerned listener January 16, 2008