King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025
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sannue king kong

sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous
sannue king kong just picked deebo up
by sannaue April 11, 2022
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King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024
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King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
by elephantspam January 27, 2019
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