Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

Juicer

Another word for a drink

Gavin grab some juicers

by Nubb Gang June 17, 2021

Juicer

A Twitch user that donates money frequently to Twitch streamers. This can be in the form of subscriptions, gift subs, bits, or money donations.

Insert favourite Twitch streamer: We got some juicer's in chat!

by dimbussin July 8, 2023

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025

Juicer Joker

To cross one's fingers and insert them into the female vagina while she is on her menstrual cycle and continuously twisting the fingers.

Juicer joker that hoe.
Have you been juicer jokered lately?

by wet banana March 3, 2011

Soul juicers

People with lazy eyes most the time or part of the time. They usually try to neutral like and juice up on people.

Soul juicers just reminded me of my friend who was possessing his mother's and this dude(foul smell like some reptilian shit. who had a body program going on

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025