Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
by cocsucker December 17, 2019

Damn why this bitch talk Hayden
by Jame Peterson May 31, 2019

by Incatequate October 18, 2019

by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020

An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.
He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020

An overall pretty awsome guy who is really down to earth, when you meet a Hayden you will be sure to feel his massive chad aura beaming around him.
by Magaloud February 28, 2023
