The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023
In fantasy football, the act of beating your opponent so badly on the Thursday night game that the rest of the week's games become unnecessary.
BOHICA got Golden Dingered this week so he decided to go down to the cabin for the weekend and get some Wally's pizza instead of watching football.
by RW19 September 28, 2019
Dude you hear about that one chick in Algebra? They say she's hella good at given head. Like she has a Golden Throat or something.
by MrNoodlesIvanhoe March 10, 2012
by mwiz March 02, 2015
A: "Who does he think he is, walking around like that?"
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."
by Literal Wayne August 29, 2013
The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010
A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.
"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...
by ZeHamster May 25, 2009