A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."
10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."
10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
Get the Fiddler's Cocainemug. This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
Get the new zealand goat fiddlermug. by djr005 December 22, 2013
Get the peter fiddlermug. Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021
Get the Kiddy fiddlermug. A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. by BigTrev October 3, 2022
Get the Dog Fiddlermug. by Jollon August 12, 2023
Get the Fiddler on the Roofmug.