Fiddler

Someone who plays in an irish band and fell in love with an english man.

Kit is such a fiddler, did you see her play in the band last night?

by faggot158282927 June 30, 2021

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Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

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