by blobfish1000 March 25, 2019
by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022
A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.
by Bampler Shumplerdinkler November 13, 2018
1. A fat whore who sleeps with married men and sales drugs and his body.
2. A fat slut that can't get any.
2. A fat slut that can't get any.
by 19970926188108 March 12, 2011
the guy who laughs at chronic masturbation jokes. he also likes to dm people random stuff and play mc with his friends.
definition of a virgin
definition of a virgin
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaepic February 25, 2019
Ashley: "Hey Maria did u see that guy with the Edgar cut hes so hot"
Maria: " I know right he so hot i wanna have his kids and be with him"
Maria: " I know right he so hot i wanna have his kids and be with him"
by Edgar cut September 24, 2022
An arbitrary unit of measurement. Edgar untis can be used to measure distance, weight, temperature, mass, buoyancy, density, time, volume, surface area, and/or anything quantifiable. Edgar Units can also be used as currency. Used in situations where you either don't know, or don't want to tell the quantity of something. Edgar units randomly change value and are not relative or based on anything. A object can be 12 Edgar units in size but be smaller than an object 3 Edgar units in size. Edgar units can use the metric system prefixes. Edgar units may be abbreviated Edgars.
Q. How big is your penis?
A. 8 Edgar units
Q. How much force did the Tsar Bomb generate?
A. About 5000 GigaEdgars
A. 8 Edgar units
Q. How much force did the Tsar Bomb generate?
A. About 5000 GigaEdgars
by eoq April 01, 2011