Desk Cheat

Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.

Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...

by Yooshee August 20, 2020

Breast Desk

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.

1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.

2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.

by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

Hydrating the desk

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

by Phil228 July 6, 2015

Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.

Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.

by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020

Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!

by LuisPF August 31, 2018