dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

by Maxisocdorilkarupsa September 10, 2015

dad

he left me

please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek

by Skully_iF November 7, 2016

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

dad

gone.

wya dad

by hoe time November 23, 2019

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

by frabrizio April 21, 2018