by jag001 March 18, 2013
A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
by Jack Brown July 01, 2006
a mildly epic maneuver which involves one person taking a dump in the other person's mouth, allowing one end to hang out like a cigar. Then, you light the end hanging out on fire, thus creating the illusion that they are smoking a cigar.
"Dude, i totally pulled a Raunchy Cuban on that chick at the party!"
"No way? How did you do that?"
"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
"No way? How did you do that?"
"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
by DorkishHobo June 17, 2008
It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
A Cuban Missile
by Ramsey Dikken December 07, 2013
The act of using Purell Hand Sanitizer as lube during sexual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
Man- Well honey, we're out of lubricant. I guess I'm gonna have to Cuban Sunburn you...
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
by jared...uh jared 15 February 02, 2010
by Dutch (Matt's Mom's a MILF) May 02, 2003
by ballin905 April 07, 2006