chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 5, 2020

Chimney Bobey

A tall creature/cryptid with an ostrich like appearance that stands at about 40 feet tall with its neck fully extended. It is known to stick its head down chimneys of rural homes in the western U.S and gobble up charcoal or unlucky humans from within the fireplace. Sometimes used as a cautionary tale to get young children to go to bed at bedtime.

“You best stay away from the chimney tonight, the Chimney Bobey is on the hunt!”

by Daniel Sneifell Smith August 5, 2022

Chimney sweep

This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006

chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017

Heavenly Chimney

It is a sex position where the man finishes in a girl's anus. Then proceeds to lift her up and at a slight angle till the cum from her anus flows back out then drips into the males mouth. It will take some practice, and it isn't a bad thing to have a history of weight lifting.

"Brace yourself woman, here comes the Heavenly Chimney"

by Dr. Lollipop October 16, 2008

dirty chimney

The act of taking a shit in someone's throat and then using your dick as a swab to clean the throat, like that of cleaning a chimney.

Gene gave Jimmy a dirty chimney last night.

by sickinthemind April 25, 2014