choda choker

A girl who sucks on a dick and chokes . Gagging on the cock

I heard you were out last night being a choda choker at the bar..pinche puta!

by FoolzRus September 13, 2016

boner choker

used to let someone know to shut their mouth

"ya know Scott would'nt shutup on his own, so I advised him to shut his boner choker."

by Bnutz in VA April 7, 2009

Cloud Choker

when you rip ass and produce a gray cloud strong enough to choke a bitch.

Damn, that shit's a "cloud choker" fool!

by frankedu August 10, 2010

Sand Mountain Choker

When the recipient of oral sex grabs the givers ears and forces their penis down the givers throat until climax. The ejaculation chokes the giver.

Every time Anthony sucks Craig's dick he gets a Sand Mountain Choker.

by BML2 October 16, 2016

Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

the biggest chokers in history

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.

Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."

by Nick D October 27, 2004

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010