Technical Theatre kid

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.

Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

by Annie-nomous May 14, 2011

Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.

Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.

by kareth2012 September 2, 2011

technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.

"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."

by Defensor February 17, 2019

Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.

I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants

by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016

Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018

cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.

This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.

by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015