templatic

A commonly used word by complete morons who pose as professionals and think by turning a noun into an adjective and using it before another word they will sound like they know what they are talking about. This is in fact a flimsy defense mechanism these ignorant twats incorporate to argue their case with the professional, who surprisingly does have a clue what they are talking about.

Professional: "Could you show me some examples of creative stationary designs by some of your favourite designers so I can get an idea of the style that you like?"

Complete moron: "I really like these designs: 'web address';

the designs in general but particularly the templatic stationary."

by ReallyPissedOffDesigner August 3, 2012

within temptation

A great metal band, then a great rock band, then a poor rock band.
A great band that sold out

Discrography:
Enter (1997) - Doom Metal
The Dance (1998) - Metal
Mother Earth (2000) - Gothic Metal/progressive rock
The Silent Force (2004) - poo

Enter and The Dance rules;
Mother Earth is the perfect album;
The $ilent Force i$ like thi$.

by Arnsy April 26, 2005

templar

the select group of people that has protected the holy grail for many years, after passing the test; bow before god, gods name and blind faith you must fight the great templar and afterwards choose and drink from the grail, but watch out for the nazis.

indie- i choose this one*drink*

templar- you have choosen... wisely

* cool ass last crusade music"

by madjack July 13, 2004

chocolate pumpkin spice temptation

The desire to perform Greek sex with a crocheted torso of a black sheep.

"Going to little Timmys birthday party at the petting zoo has given me the chocolate pumpkin spice temptation."

by Shnar September 16, 2008

tempie

A meat headed sweetheart that no one can hate.

Tempie is a cute dog.

by Tempie bear June 15, 2018

Templan

A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.

Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid

by B$ March 27, 2005

schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

by nameless five September 3, 2005