Turd Tucker

An individual who uses his penis to tuck turds into his partners ass.

Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

Swaz Tekkers

Sweet skills

Billy are you ready to see these Swaz Tekkers.

by Isolated May 29, 2016

tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

tucker slap

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.

Yeah, I tucker slapped her...

by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005

tucker otterson

A cruel killing machine also known as " pig fucker " see " wild justice ", episode " born to kill " on Nat geo

That sick fucker tucker otterson filmed himself killing a pig with a sword then had intercourse with the dead body , he really is a pig fucker.

by stdnasty February 3, 2013

teaker

One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.

"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"

by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique April 1, 2010

tucker out

(1)To give up after 2/3 completion.
(2)To abandon your teammates in the middle of a project.

"We need to finish this project before tomorrow; you can't tucker out on us."

by FD Sizzle December 9, 2008