Tallahassee

1. The capitol of Florida where FSU is located.

People in Tallahassee are either the students of FSU/TCC and/or black/rednecks.

2. the top-ten "most boring city" in the United States.

The only entertainment you could find here are the strippers and the prostitutes.

1. Go to prison rather than living in Tallahassee.

by tight pussy 850- March 22, 2009

tallahasse turnpike

man what the fuck u think it is

"hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"you fuckin snake"

by i am god . June 27, 2020

Tallahassee Sammich

While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass

"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"

by Samuraijake January 19, 2010

Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo

The act of two nude male, one of which is in a sitting position on top of the others shoulders, who run around for as long as they can before being stopped. This is a "Tallahassee Roundup". After 2 minutes of the aforementioned action, they now have the entered the "Tallahassee Rodeo" stage and continue to run until fatigue ensues or they are stopped.

Jared and Tim stripped down and Tim climbed atop Jared's shoulders getting ready to perform a Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo. Jared then proceeded to run as fast as he can, while Tim times them to see if they can make it past 2 minutes.

by heehoo April 13, 2011

Tallahasee Kendall Jackson

When 2 men are together are diarrhea in each others mouth. Then, they exchange diarrhea by having one man shove back up the opposite man's ass with his tongue and vice versa. Then that man who just got his ass re-loaded shoots the diarrhea back on the "lucky" man's face and vice versa.

Kinda like a diarrhea cumshot.

Ex 1:

Man 1: Did you ever hear about the Tallahasee Kendall Jackson?

Man 2: Also known as the diarrhea cumshot? Of course! A video of it was emailed it to me!

Man 1: And you watched it? Nasty!

Man 2: Well...Kinda. I saw my friends Kendall Jackson and Devon Hughes try it together, and then they emailed it to me!

by Nick Olsen June 14, 2008

tellah

A man who is often caught touching himself to animal pornography

WTF Tellah is looking at penguins give eachother oral sexatation. OMG D:

by Tyreek June 16, 2003

tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003