teaser trailer

adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...

"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"

by Francis Grendelslayer March 12, 2010

Teamers

The 9 year olds in Murder Mystery that uses sonic the hedgehog as a hairstyle and suck so badly at the game so they team, and probably also online date.

A player with braincells after explaining the rules of the game: "And that's why you don't team."
Teamer1: "bUt iT sAyS nOtHinG aBoUt tEaMerS sO wE cAn dO tEaMInG!11"
Teamer2: "tHaTs rIgHt!!11111"
Every other player that also has braincells: *s t a r e s*

by Chee2 February 13, 2021

Nip Teaser

When a male or female exerciser cuts or rips the sleeves off of their t-shirt. The cut can only expose the arm, or go as far as being cut to show their nipples (or bra). Often, when they are "nipteasing" really well you can see the abs of those wearing them. Nip teasers are not for the light-hearted. Wearers of nip teasers often want to show off their muscles (or lack there of) while working out or strutting around the gym. An alternative to nip teasers in the winter months are "Sneazers" (sneazers are made of sweatshirts or sweaters cut in a Nip Teaser fashion.)

Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter are often seen in nip teasers.

by Nick-a-dick October 11, 2010

teale

bastardised slang meaning a person who is overly greasy. named after the famous british (no-mates) daniel teale.

bugger me!he is well teale!look at that grease!

by toby burgess April 28, 2005

Child Rapist Teaher

Someone who rapes students.

A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

teaser tex

n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
(v. teaser text)

"What ever happened with Him/Her?"

"Nothin', it was just teaser tex."

by Effemelle April 8, 2009

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010