Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

by Gabby west side March 29, 2021

Playing Taxi

When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.

Bill: I'll be back in a while.

Jeff: Where you going?

Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.

by Subtleowl July 6, 2010

magic taxi

The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.

"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Vag taxi

Vag taxi is the transport on earth not only do you get to be inside a vag with your legs dangling out, the vag taxi will take you anywhere on its wheels. it can fit up to 10 people but you can order the private one if your feelings naughty.

Person#1:Omg get Vag taxi
Person#2: Omg I should it smells great

by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022

Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012

Taxi surfing

Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.

If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.

I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.

Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.

by stasia909 April 25, 2010