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tallahassee titty twister

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder
F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister
by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017
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tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.
by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011
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Tallahassee Bitchlock

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.
I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.
by Mugatny April 19, 2017
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Tallahassee Taillight

This is a term used to describe any janky "repair" done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. Examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic Folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc.
Wow did you see randys tallahassee taillight in his dodge pickup truck? I heard he got drunk off of a 30 pack of keystone light and backed into his neighbors trailer!
by Mc3smemedream June 30, 2017
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Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling
I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first
by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025
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Tallahassee Tickle

When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.
by Big Papa Hay Hay May 18, 2017
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tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
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