DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

by Chris 29 March 7, 2008

Trial

Of shit hey Jordan's trial "Canadian Constitution Federation" Youtube channel is covering it now. Go watch it.... And give me one million dollars..... But to watch it first. Go see the thing..... Ok, you don't have to give me one million dollars. But you do have to watch the thing.

Hym "So the Trial of Jordan Benazir Peterson has begun. IT HAS BEGUN!!! And it's an interesting case about 'peripheral abstract harm.' Does his presence on the internet, rather, does Jordan Peterson spreading his ethos do some kind of peripheral abstract harm in the SAME WAY that he believes adopting his ethos has a peripheral abstract positive effect on the broader community and the rest of the world? Does he compromise the integrity of the field of psychology by lambasting public some HE EXPLICITLY BELIEVES IS MENTALLY ILL (Specifically affected by dender) and accusing them of 'corrupting the kids?' Especially in the context of the fact that he DOES often appeal to his profession to lend to the credibility of his propositions. Will they take punitive action? Find out now! Go... Go... Watch the thing.... I told you to watch it... Go look at the thing................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Why are you still here? I told you to go watch the thing.... Get it? It's like a Deadpool... I'm not in a robe.... I'm nude.... Picture it.... You see it? Ok... GAY!!! Why would you do that? Why would you picture a grown ass man naked you freak!? Get out of here pervert!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.

Your Trial Has Expired, What?

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

The Trial

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.

Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Trials

supposed to be like pre exams for high school students however after work and university when the banks and financial services stop working and a variety of businesses and corporations ask for trial fees to test out there software where there's no way to pay with broken banking and financial services.

"Did you register for the trials applications?" "No becasue the banking and financial services are retarded anf I don't want to link a visa and master card that doesn't work.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 12, 2023

Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024