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Dirty Swimmer

When a man fucks a woman from behind with a condom on, climaxes and then pulls off the condom and puts it over the woman’s head like a swim cap.
Barry gave Tracy a dirty swimmer and she loved it.
by Kwatts111 September 3, 2022
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olympic street swimmer

People that are clearly on a good one, possibly haven't slept in a long while. They look as if they are doing the back stroke, while walking/speed walking, no water involved. They have a serious look on their face, they seem to be determined to get wherever they are going and nothing can do them, until that moment that comes out of no where, when all that arm flailing of the back stroke, takes on a life all it's own, and they abruptly stop walking and break it into a sort of freestyle Noodle Grove. (They are as caught off guard as the onlooker. )
All though it is not yet an official Olympic sport, it has not deterred this small group of people nation wide, from training. As soon as a proper scoring system has been decided upon, for example; degree of difficulty, transition from Street Swimming into the free style Noodle Grooving, over all execution, we will have to wait for it to be brought to the world at large. Right now there are too many variables to be judged and scored accurately.
I was driving down the main street on my way to the store, when my kids spotted an Olympic Street Swimmer, when we at the stop light. My oldest said, "wow that guy looks like a cat with tape on it's feet!", Her sister said," NO! That's an Olympic Street Swimmer! Wait for it ...." We couldn't look away. Then all of a sudden, he stopped and did a rendition of a break dance move none of us had seen before, and he looked like he was trying to chew on his shoulder. The girls grabbed some paper and a sharpie and both held up their score cards. One gave an 8.3 and the other an 8.5. they applauded and the light turned green, we talked about this all the way through the store and all the way back home we looked for others in training.
by mrs.goodman April 26, 2022
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Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024
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swimmer

A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.

Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.

At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.

Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022
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