A friend who continually uses stories, forged tragic life events, and consequences from their own stupidity to invoke compassion and empathy for them until you are so sick of listening to their heart-wrenching drama that you lose all compassion for their general situation.
"I am SO depressed. I was rejected from med school again, I was born to be surgeon! Just because I scored really low on that stupid entrance exam doesn't mean I can't be a DOCTOR. So I'm applying for medical school for the 5th time next year."-Shawnda
"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1
"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1
"Wow...I feel so bad for you"-Nice person 1
"Nah, don't, she's a compassion sucker."-Former nice person 1
by Friendsss June 15, 2009
The pocket that is located at the back of your pants
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it
Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons
It is called the "sucker pocket" cause it is easy to steal items from it
Don't put your phone in there for multiple reasons
Jimmy always puts his wallet in his sucker pocket, I was able to take cash from his wallet and put the wallet back in his pocket. To this day he doesn't get a single clue.
by Hotpies September 13, 2018
by tripleP December 01, 2007
Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
by KImCobain March 06, 2015
the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
by tonedog five January 18, 2005
by Ayobish May 04, 2021