Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

suburban kids

Suburban kids are kids who have rich parents that are raking in at least 400 thousand dollars a year, and they go to either their preppy suburban white schools, or they're in private schools. They're all basically the same: the girls are super girly, and the guys are preppy. They listen to music such as Paramore, Green Day, and Katy Perry. They are all under the impression that their lives are terrible, and they hate their parents. They have cell phones that their parents pay for, and typically don't get their first job until they're eighteen or nineteen. Suburban kids expect their parents to just give them money for no reason. And their parents usually do so. Suburban kids are also typically Christian or Catholic and never learn to think for themselves. The suburban girls play soccer or volleyball and the suburban boys play baseball or soccer.

I hate suburban kids. They suck and know nothing about the world, nor do they care.

by the Joking Quace of Sparts January 24, 2011

suburban rhythm

1. Unconvincing movements often pawned off as 'dancing' in uptown clubs.
2. Thrives especially in circles containing pretardedwankstas.
3. Yet another sesquipedalian term to describe individuals subsumed by cliche R&B songs.
4. Listed under suburbandictionary.com under 'rhythm'

Mike: Dammit, another would-be break dancer just kicked my beer over.
Brando: Ahhhhhhhhhh! The fiery-hot suburban rhythm in this club makes me want to puke.

by Brando! April 30, 2004

suburban gangster

a white boy who doesnt dare step foot in the ghetto cuz he will get hiz azz lit up.

by Hispanic Women lover July 7, 2003

Suburban chic

Usually used to describe women past their prime who lives in smaller towns, or suburbs, but think that they are hip, and dresses real smart. The fact is however that you clearly can tell that they'er not from a big city, and that they don't really follow the newest trends

Look at that woman, she really think she is hip

yes, she is so suburban chic

by Niels Have October 28, 2008

Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003