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stuart

1. short
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up

6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music
lisa: wow someone just texted me

nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.

nicole: wow such a stuart move.
by alleyesonhalladay July 26, 2009
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The Stuart

The Stuart refers to a move, where the base of the penis is licked by one male after it has been inserted into the anus of another male. A popular term in Australia, New Zealand, and Canada.
After their night of revelry, Tom wondered whether he would finally be served "The Stuart" by his friend Christopher, an oral sex move of urban myth proportion whereas the recipient is licked by another person whilst a penis is in their anus.
by DeepDark7 December 4, 2013
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stuart little

literally god, i made a religion about this fine specimen.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have made a religion worshiping the one true god! Stuart little, join now and you will reach enlightenment
by the one true savior April 3, 2021
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Stuart Spinks

works in wreake valley,

big floppy cock with no balls,

has a beard that looks really gay,

dont speak he just grunts,

wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,

lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,

uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew
by prahhh December 14, 2009
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Stuart Tan

An NLP trainer who has delved into various modeling projects such as public speaking, counseling, life coaching, business building, weapons shooting. He conducts most of his NLP training in Asia and the US. He can be found at http://www.WorldOfNLP.com
Stuart Tan is a trainer of NLP.
by syndica8 March 23, 2009
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stuart green

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.
I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!
by Gggggsa January 12, 2014
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Stuart McGill

An amazingly hot and kind person! If you date him then you are in for a treat! Generally an American or Canadian, some may be found elsewhere! They are a brave people who would lay down their lives for those who matter!
Girl 1: hey should I go out with that guy?
Girl 2: oh definitely he's such a Stuart McGill!
by Omnikinetic-Therian May 18, 2015
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