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Stoop

A person who shows characteristics of being a Stupid Idiot.
Dude, stop acting like such a Stoop
by Abitty03 July 15, 2017
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Stoop

To sit in the stoop of a residential building, usually an apartment, where people sit and talk, smoke, and just generally hang out.
"I hardly got any sleep last night because I was stooping until 4 am."
by Diana Marsh August 25, 2003
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Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.
"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"
by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008
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stoopid

The Hawaiin pronunciation and spelling of stupid.
That whitey's stoopid.
by studium January 25, 2010
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Stoolie

A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
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stoolpid

Don't stick that pencil in your eye you stoolpid tosser.
by Crazy George October 24, 2006
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dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.
by x_reticent July 6, 2009
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