Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.

Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!

by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022

happy stool

This refers to a gay sausagefest hangout in as in referring to an upside down barstool for their ass.

Yo watchout for that happy stool, there is some gay shizzle happening in that hizzle.

by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

The other Stoos

See Stoos, but even better.

You are way cooler and more amazing! You are such a Stoos, but if you were the other Stoos you'd be better!

by Stoos January 11, 2009

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011