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Cincinnati Strangler

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.
yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.
by chrisssstheamurican March 16, 2011
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019
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Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.
"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"
by jennwigg October 15, 2008
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you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017
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Balkan strangler

A male, who when visiting a gentleman’s club becomes fixated on one of the dancers. Behavior includes constant staring, with strangler eyes, belief that he and the dancer should be together always and jealousy when one of the boys takes her out back for a private show. Strippers have a sixth sense and can usually sense the strangler and display signs of fight/flight response.
Yo, you peep Jimmy last night at the club? He went full Balkan strangler on that brunette!
by Šta May 31, 2022
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If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
by CyanJames May 1, 2022
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