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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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Istanbul standoff

The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.
There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.
by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021
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Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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San Francisco standoff

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.
by Real neam May 6, 2025
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Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.
Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025
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Leon Standoff

When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze
After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff
by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017
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