Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!

Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.

Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"

by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024

Stalker

Otherwise known as Norman.

Norman caressed my arm earlier... He is SUCH a stalker...

by amanixd April 25, 2024

Stalker

someone who watches you 24/7

theres a stalker out my window! >:(

by OIOIOIBAKAA February 27, 2025

stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009

stalker talker

A person that relentlessly follows you around talking at you even though you really don't want their attention.

My co-worker is a stalker talker, I just can't get him to leave me alone, he just won't shut up.

by zeus daddy August 12, 2014

Stalker Pretty

Adj; A woman so very pretty she is worthy of being stalked. Used to describe someone that would cause an ordinary person to stare and fantasize about.

Heard at an Italian Resturant: “I mean you’re very pretty, but, you’re NOT stalker pretty. “

by MDAinspired June 27, 2021