squeege

Derogatory term for high-rise window cleaners who are generally hated by pretty much everybody. Most window cleaners are not aware of this term, or the animosity directed towards them.

Jack - "Well would you look at that?"
Tom - "Unbelievable. Hey squeege, forget your windex?"
Window Cleaner - "What? What are you talki-"
Jack - "Shut the hell up, squeege!"
Tom - "Yeah get outta here! Go clean some windows... squeege"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 3, 2020

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Fart squeezer

Somebody who forces their farts out

“Caitlin is such a fart squeezer”

by xem2003x June 22, 2020

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021