A Ballerina Sprinkler, is when a man stands on someones lawn, with his pants down, hands together, stretched out and extended above his head, spinning around like a ballerina, while urinating on everything within reach.
Hey look! Our neighbors grass appears to be dying. perhaps we should go over there and give the lawn a ballerina sprinkler.
by Udderly Stoopid November 17, 2010
Get the Ballerina Sprinklermug. When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him
I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler
by agentjrt January 3, 2016
Get the cum sprinklermug. 1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.
2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.
3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.
2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.
3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.
1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.
1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.
2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.
3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.
1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.
2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.
3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.
by UD_Pseudonym September 27, 2015
Get the Shit Sprinklermug. When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.
by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019
Get the Rusty sprinklermug. Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
Get the Calabasas Sprinklermug. The act of blowing your load in a bitch's mouth, then turning her around and slaping her in the face on both sides causing the jizz to squirt out her mouth. Awesome.
by Mitchconnor March 23, 2009
Get the French Sprinklermug. When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 22, 2011
Get the sprinkler dickmug.