slasher purist

A slasher fan who hates remakes and reboots. None of them are good except maybe one in their eyes. Slasher purists will either reject the notion that anything made after 2010 is even remotely okay, or just not like remakes or reboots. Series and TV shows made about slashers will also get severe distain from them.

My boyfriend is a slasher purist. He won't even dignify the idea of watching Halloween 2!

by yngve.yggdrassiiill June 16, 2023

Slasher

A slasher is a basketball player who primarily drives (slashes) to the basket when on offense. They are typically a guard, but can also be a forward. A slasher is a fast and athletic player who attempts to get close to the basket for a layup, dunk or teardrop shot.

I'm tired of playing against these slashers!

by delaney1789 December 22, 2023

splashed

UK slang word meaning stabbed - usually used by drill rappers, drug dealers and gang members.

'Yo you know splashed A2 yesterday'

by 12sdcdv6 January 10, 2024

slasher

something that has a ginormous hitbox

"Slasher has a huge hitbox, not gonna lie" -Some new player
"I agree, he killed me from so far away" -Another new player

by That handle is.. bla bla blah August 31, 2025

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

gash slasher

One who is master of slashing the gash

“Tim, how much gash do you slash?”
“Idk man, levi is slashing all the gash... he’s the gash slasher.”

by Masterslash June 2, 2019