Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

by EmmBee February 4, 2005

sphincter

the circular muscle in your arse;
the poo-cutter

"aww that huge crap made my sphincter hurt"

by Bronoun September 20, 2004

sphincter

possibly the coolest word in the english language
may hurt during anal penetration

omg sphincter!!!!
watch out for the sphincter, it might be hard to shit!

by Zaquie July 26, 2006

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

anal sphincter

The ring around your bum hole that causes it to prolapse.

Oi Emma piss off before i shove my fist up your anal sphincter!

by highland spring April 8, 2011

splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005