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Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”
by MrVOID July 19, 2021
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spag

internet sensation and world superstar, most humble human being alive, gets all the bitches woth his 3.5 inch penis
yo did u see that honky spag’s story?

yeye g it was just suicide memes ennit

yeye that’s the one honky
by bigdaddydick17 November 16, 2018
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Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag
Spag shut up you're British
by Baden1212 December 31, 2021
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spag

someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)
Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”
by skayte6769 April 27, 2022
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spag a saurus

It is the name of grace shanley
Jack- “tell spag a saurus I said hi”
Grace shanley- “hi jack
by Claustarrr November 2, 2020
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Spagged

(verb - past tense)
Definition: Past tense of spagg, to have experienced a spontaneous burst of rapid lag or glitching. Often used to excuse a mistake or sudden performance drop. Related terms: spagg, spagger, spagging.
I didn’t miss that shot on purpose, I spagged right as I aimed!
by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025
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Spag-ball

A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people
Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball
by slurmaker June 23, 2022
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