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Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....
by Samerella October 7, 2016
mugGet the Crackle Spacklemug.

Dackle Spackle

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!
by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022
mugGet the Dackle Spacklemug.

Spackle

Its what your semen does to things after shooting an extremely large load.
I came so hard that i even got spackle in my own eye.
by Boss ninja13 December 14, 2019
mugGet the Spacklemug.

spackle queen

After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
mugGet the spackle queenmug.

Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people
Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now
by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020
mugGet the Spackle Punchmug.

action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience
When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!
by Karlsbad August 29, 2009
mugGet the action-spacklemug.

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