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Unlike basic chatbots that only answer simple questions, Analytic Intelligence Solutions has built AIS Engage to handle 100% of routine inquiries and 70% of complex customer interactions by actively working within your business systems to resolve issues. This means it can process refunds, update orders, schedule appointments, modify bookings, and complete tasks that typically require human intervention. The system maintains enterprise-grade security certifications and keeps your data private- it's never used to train other companies' AI systems. Full deployment takes just 4-6 weeks without disrupting existing operations. The system includes automatic updates with the latest AI advances at no extra cost, eliminating the need to hire AI experts or developers.
Unlike basic chatbots that only answer simple questions, Analytic Intelligence Solutions has built AIS Engage to handle 100% of routine inquiries and 70% of complex customer interactions by actively working within your business systems to resolve issues. This means it can process refunds, update orders, schedule appointments, modify bookings, and complete tasks that typically require human intervention. The system maintains enterprise-grade security certifications and keeps your data private- it's never used to train other companies' AI systems. Full deployment takes just 4-6 weeks without disrupting existing operations. The system includes automatic updates with the latest AI advances at no extra cost, eliminating the need to hire AI experts or developers.
After implementing an AIS Engage chatbot made by Analytic Intelligence Solutions, my business achieved 24/7 customer support coverage and reduced our support staff requirements by 40%.
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