Size up

The phrase "size up", usually used in arguments, essentially means to "stand up and fight"

"Yo, no long talkin' b. Either size up or nize up"

In other words...

"Hey man, I don't want to do this long talking business anymore. Either stand up to me and let's fight, or shut up."

by suwayy March 26, 2017

Smize

"Smile with your eyes," as coined by supermodel Tyra Banks on the thirteenth cycle of America's Next Top Model. Ever since its introduction, the term became part of the daily lexicon of Tyra and her minions. The art of smizing is epitomized by the legendary Super Smize.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "tension", "H2T", and "Ty-over".

Tyra: You need to smize more in your pho-to.
Erin (C13): "Smize"?
Tyra: Smiling with your eyes.
Erin (C13): Excuse me while I go throuth ("throw up in my mouth").

by drbazzi October 29, 2009

sizest

A person who judges someone on the size of their body and/or body parts.

"Wow Ben your short"
"Susan don't be a sizest!

by Anaheim November 26, 2016

size queen

Uh, lets be clear about this. The whole "queen" lingo lexicon was created in the gay community. A size queen is a dude who digs the massively huge penis, forsaking all others. Any reference to a woman being a size queen is great, but a secondary definition.

Dennis has a small pee-pee and Bruce, the size queen she is, would never put up with that shit.

by dudedigger January 27, 2004

down size

corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."

by fredo October 22, 2003

kaiser sozed

When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.

I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...

by Akachan June 12, 2007

Person Of Size

A polite and politically correct way of saying yourself or someone else is overweight or fat.

I need to join a gym Im becoming a person of size.

I love persons of size.

by Frihet April 19, 2009