Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.

Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.

by Stitches February 07, 2015

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

Chark sniffer

Man who likes to sniff another mans bum hole

Ay geera look at that chark sniffer

by Wicked meme February 21, 2017

Pickle-sniffer

A person, of either gender, who performs oral sex on a man

Guy 1: Mike is a real pickle-sniffer
Guy 2: I heard he sniffed 3 pickles in a single night once

by perreault2017 October 10, 2018

anus sniffer

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

by AmitChak April 01, 2016

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro November 02, 2015

chatroom sniffer

A chatroom snffer is someone who has a hard time adopting to new members in a online chat room,,,, They become paranoid when they see a new person,,,, they try to get as much info on the new person as possible because they are paranoid

The chatroom sniffer asked me 100 questions because she didnt feel confortable with me because i was new to a public chatroom

by jjwhite0222 June 20, 2014