Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.
by Stitches February 7, 2015
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