Lifesteal SMP

The DEADLIEST minecraft smp with the DEADLIEST players in the most DEADLIEST GAME

the lifesteal smp is very DEADLY

by A a a a a a a a a a May 11, 2022

dream smp

a whole bunch of fat fags who play minecraft

omg is that the dream smp
no it's a fat fag

by BARK BAKR October 14, 2021

Dream SMP

I giant SMP full of people and lore that will make you cry.

Dream SMP is so sad :(

by Lemxn_Kat May 2, 2021

dream smp

their families are disappointed and they haven't seen the sun in weeks. The average dream smp lover will shout at you if you dislike Quackity because they didn't change him at all and he's funny!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

average dream smp lover: dream smp is so cool! the lore is amazing

normal person: your family miss you, and the sun is waiting. Plus, your skin looks like cream cheese.

by microwave oven November 2, 2021

Dream SMP

one of the worst things to happen on youtube (except maybe Shane Dawson)

it's just a bunch of sad, racist adults roleplaying

someone: do you like the dream SMP because I'm a fan !!

a very attractive person: no they suck...go make some friends

by veryreallygood January 14, 2022

Dream SMP

The worst thing to ever happen to the world. A child that screams cuss words and talks about sex even though he's going to be a virgin forever. There's also a green dude thats too insecure to show his face and there's also a moron that calls himself 'colorblind' even though we all know he's just mentally disabled.

Dream SMP is a shithole.

"I wanna drive off a cliff whenever I see a dream stan at school."
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Dream Stan- "OMG DREAM NEW VIDEO AJSGNKAJSGFJ:ASJKVJAG"
Joe- "Shut."
Dream Stan- "I DO WHAT I WANT"
Joe- Pulls unnamed object from bag and pulls a lever that results in a pile of blood and a demon going to hell.

by TarDSLaYeR69 September 30, 2021

Dream SMP

It’s a bunch of teenagers playing Minecraft, it isn't funny. They were your brothers and sisters too, I don't care where you're from. They were you're brothers and sisters, they were your little brothers and little sisters. You could've helped them, you could've liberated their villages and fight for their justice and their freedom but you decided to draw gay art of a fluffy haired fuck boy. You could’ve fought for the right of your little brothers and sisters to learn in schools, you could've fought for the right for your brothers and sisters to make the money they could for their families or for them to keep the houses they lived in. You could’ve prevented a genocide of your brothers and sisters and you didn’t help them. Per Kosove shpirtin tem? Nonono give your breath for the mother fucker who’s done nothing but send you a phony tweet about how much he appreciates you sucking his chode.

“WAIT DO YOU LOVE DREAM SMP TOO”

“YES HFKSHEJHSJR”

“I-”

by SaintSaladTheSecond July 26, 2021