To smitty

To sneak; to cunningly obtain something.

This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

Red Smitty

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”

by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024