the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010
Get the pap smearmug. A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 10, 2009
Get the Pap-smearedmug. The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
by Boxymoron February 9, 2005
Get the Windshield-Smearingmug. by belial47 May 20, 2008
Get the taint smearmug. by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010
Get the vertical smearmug. My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!
by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008
Get the penal smearmug. by lancaster505 June 11, 2006
Get the pabst smearmug.