Slurpee 

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

Slurpee by carcass July 19, 2014

slurpin

To sweat someone really, really big.

A girl was like look at that tight car. When it really wasnt all that tight. And the boy next to her said Quit SLURPIN.

slurpin by Titan and TT-mama July 31, 2006

7/11 slurpee 

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

7/11 slurpee by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

slurpee run 

A late night quest to the closest 7-11, for a slurpee.

Anyone up for a slurpee run?

slurpee run by Whitey the Black Nite July 24, 2006

Slurpee Durpee 

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

Slurpee Durpee by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012

Bamboon Slurpee 

The sexual act of spreading the butt cheeks of a girl while performing analingus on her while another girl is simultaneously performing oral sex on you. Girl number one farts in your mouth, while you shoot your muck in number two's mouth. Girl number two snowballs cum into your mouth as you burp girl number one's fart back into her's.

I ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a Bamboon Slurpee.

Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!

Bamboon Slurpee by Harhuge July 23, 2010

Slurpee bomb 

Taking a partially full slurpee and throwing it at something/someone of significance as a prank or an act of war.

Helen: You fucking slurpee bombed my driveway last night!!!

David: You had it coming to you.

Slurpee bomb by corporaltyler June 14, 2010