Slowficient

The act of being decently okay at simple human function.

The sex last night was.. "Slowficient" at best..

by YT - Slowficient July 9, 2019

Scoffoon

Scoffing like a buffoon

Our Benji looking dog Scott scoffs when he acts like a buffoon, therefore he is a scoffoon

by JapCarRealGood November 28, 2019

Snoffy

Snoffy (adj) ~ on the most basic level it describes the way a cat gently sniffs objects in its vicinity. It can also be used to describe cute animals that sniff a lot such as rodents and dogs. On a more abstract level it can be applied to describe things that are cute, funny, positive.

To snoff (verb) ~ The act of snoffing.

The Snoffies (noun) ~ The divine experience of encountering a snoffing animal.

Snoffy (pronoun) ~ someone who is close to you: perhaps a family member, partner, close friend, or child.

"Wow your cat is soooo snoffy"
"Mmm this beer is so snoffy, I love this brand."

"WOE THAT SNOFFY HAS THE ZOOMIES!"
"Look at this fuckin' snoffy."

"That mouse is snoffing that cheese. Bigtime."

"There’s nothing quite like the snoffies on a Friday night during cuddle time"

"Hey snoffy, how was your day?"
"See I'm like, the snoffymommy... and this cat is like, my fucking son.... soooooooooo. FUCKING. DEAL WITH IT."

by Speegston June 17, 2022

Sir Tubby Scoffalot

An individual that eats a substantial amount of food or is physically large of girth.

Look at him, he's a real Sir Tubby Scoffalot

by Chris Duffy May 22, 2008

sluffle

the point of exhaustion that increases your chance of oversleeping, lowering of immune system against simple viruses, zoning or staring and forgetting things. Usually occurs when not given time to recover from either long missions or just not getting a whole day off long periods of time. Reported effects : Decrease in work ethic or quantity, desire to do anything but sleep or stare at a wall, Iranesia, and pretending to be people or characters that are not exactly real. (Ie: a storm trooper)

I've been working my ass off! So yea, I feel a little sluffled this week

by :.Fallen.: October 24, 2007

scoffed

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

by noty2me January 4, 2020

snoffy

the hottest person ever

snoffy 😍

by braaaant January 5, 2022